(Fill-in Part-timers)
Hello?
You have fill-in part-timers?
A director for a food show
is coming to my restaurant.
So please send people over now.
Alright.
Hello!
- Hello. / - Hello.
Hello.
We're the top fill-in part-timers company.
1,000 Part-timers.
The thing is,
my restaurant has to be on TV.
So please make it look like a great restaurant.
- I see. / - Don't worry.
That's what we're best at.
These guys are first-timers.
They serve raw fish so just say how fresh it is.
So reliable.
And her.
She's good at acting by herself. She's very good.
Don't worry at all.
What is this act?
And as for me, if you're ever in trouble,
I'll show up and handle it.
You're all so reliable!
- Let's do a little cheer. / - Yes.
- Believe, believe, let's go! / - Let's go!
Such handsome guys.
So...
Once the director gets here,
he'll see my place is successful.
Then I'll be on TV...
Yum! So fresh!
- Yum! So fresh! / - Yum! So fresh!
Yum! So fresh!
Excuse me.
You can say that once the director gets here.
Let me get you your food.
- Here you go. / - Hello.
I'm from the TV studio.
Hello. We spoke on the phone, right?
Yes, I'm Director Lee Sejin.
I heard this place is a great restaurant.
Of course.
We get everything locally so it's fresh.
Really?
Yum! So fresh!
- Yum! So fresh! / - Yum! So fresh!
Yum! So fresh!
Why are they telling me the food is fresh?
Another customer.
- Welcome. / - This place looks great.
- Wow... / - Here's your water.
- I guess this place is good. / - Of course.
This is a traditional Japanese restaurant.
Then your chef must be Japanese.
A Japanese chef?
Yes, that would be me.
- Welcome! / - She's the chef?
- Welcome. / - She's the chef.
- Oh, she's the chef. / - That's right.
Why did you give her water then?
For her to have a drink before cooking.
- Then let me interview her. / - Sure.
Can you speak Korean?
A bit.
How long have you been in Korea?
It's been a little while.
I see.
Do you have a license in Japanese cuisine?
Yes, I do. I got a fake one.
Yes.
I think she has one.
Then can you cut up some raw fish
as I watch you?
Oh, no... This isn't going as I planned.
I think she'll show me.
Please watch.
- Yes. / - Yes.
Alright!
Welcome!
She's doing it for real.
I'm ready!
Now...
I'll slice up some halibut!
Wow, this thing is alive!
It's alive!
We made eye-contact!
- We made eye-contact! / - Calm down!
Yes! I'm sorry!
Why is she afraid of the fish?
I'm sorry!
Here you go.
This...
Hold on...
This looks kind of weird.
Who would eat this? We can't air this on TV.
Not even a stray cat would eat this.
A cat wouldn't eat this?
What the...
Some sauce...
What?
Get out of here! Shoo!
Hold it!
That cat just made a wrap right in front of my eyes!
- This happens from time to time. / - What?
Last time, I gave a cat some fish bones
and he asked me to use it to make soup.
Don't be ridiculous!
Is this restaurant really any good?
Of course! If you taste our food,
you'll lose your mind.
Yum! So fresh!
Why do you keep saying that? Stop it!
Forget all this!
Forget it.
Let me interview the chef again.
Where's the chef?
Chef!
He squirted me!
This thing squirted me!
I'll squirt you too!
You jerk!
Why are you spitting on it?
So fresh.
- So fresh. / - Stop saying it's fresh!
Forget it! Stop this.
I'm leaving.
It's not like you guys have a special fish dish.
Forget this. I'm leaving.
- Excuse me! / - What?
We don't have a special fish dish here?
What's with the music?
What is this?
I'm a fish man.
The owner here caught me.
So fresh!
- So fresh! / - Oh, please! Stop it!
Forget this! I'm leaving!
I'm ruined!
(Group Assignment)
Why does the professor keep giving us
group assignments?
Sora, we're in the same group.
So after this, we should...
I already saw that movie.
I'm saying we should do some research together.
I already ate dinner.
- Not dinner! Let's research... / - Oh, alright.
I'll have coffee with you.
- Please! It's research... / - You're so happy now.
It's not like that! You won't do it by yourself!
Let's work together!
You guys are unbelievable...
Why is this room so dirty?
Hey, bring a mop so we can tidy up a bit.
Okay.
One vongole pasta.
Don't be ridiculous.
I said to bring a mop!
- Yunseung. / - Yeah.
I'm afraid of bugs.
- Not bugs. / - I'll bring a net...
Not bugs! Bring a mop!
Oh. Alright.
Did he even understand me?
Excuse me...
Is this group 6?
Um...
Who might you be?
Class of 2018. I'm Seo Namyong.
Class of...
Class of 2018?
Most honorable upperclassman,
I'll devote myself to...
- No, you don't have to. / - Doing my best...
You're a freshman, sir?
Just sit comfortably.
- Most honorable upperclassman. / - Yes?
I did some research for the group.
You did research?
Yes...
Nobody uses squared manuscript paper anymore.
You use squared manuscript paper?
I'll read it to you.
Yes... Alright.
- Hold on. / - What is it?
I can't really see.
No, I'll read it.
I'll read it.
Geez!
You wrote it all in Chinese characters!
- I can't read this! / - I'm so sorry!
No, please!
Please stand up!
- I apologize! / - No, we don't do this these days.
Please stand up.
You don't have to do that.
Have a seat.
Just sit comfortably.
Why are you taking a nerve-relaxer?
It's fine, it's fine.
Geez, where are the others?
Where are they?
There's so much to do...
Hey.
What are your plans for tomorrow?
I'm going to an amusement park.
- Really? / - Hey!
Look at the time.
Do you take me for a fool?
Hey!
Do you take him for a fool?
- Do you know how scary he is? / - Hey...
- Your bag... / - Why you...
Get your act together.
What is this?
You did that on purpose.
- Yunseung. / - Yeah?
Did you drink?
I did not.
Why are you staggering? Get it together!
It's because of you.
Hey.
What the...
What is it?
- What the... / - This sound...
- What is it? / - The scary TA.
This is bad.
Hey...
He's a new TA.
He's known for being scary.
He was in the special forces and he's got a temper.
Don't upset him
or he'll make school miserable for us. So behave.
- Alright. / - Yes.
Hello!
The files.
I still haven't...
Finished...
The files...
Ouchie! A paper cut!
Blood! It's blood!
I'm going to be mean to you! Yow!
I'm so sorry!
- I'll never do it again... / - No, no!
Please stand up.
He wasn't even that scary.
It's fine.
You can just sit comfortably.
Gosh...
- Special forces? / - Did anyone do any work?
Yunseung, I made a presentation.
- You made a presentation? / - Yes.
- For real? / - Yes.
Good. At least one person did some work.
Let's all watch.
I'll start group 6's presentation on historical figures.
The characters are spaced too far apart.
Put them together.
Alright.
No!
Why would Bonobono show up and do that?
Extend it again.
Alright.
No!
Don't extend Bonobono.
Get rid of Bonobono.
Alright.
The first historical figure is Sejong the Great.
Sejong the Great made the Korean script...
- For his people... / - Hey!
Why is Bonobono written on that?
Where?
In the center! Bonobono.
Next is Jang Yeongsil's sundial.
The sundial uses the shadow from the sun...
- To tell the time. / - Hey!
Hey!
One of those shadows looked weird.
What?
- Let me see the previous shadow. / - Okay.
That one!
Why is the shadow Bonobono?
No more Bonobono!
Alright.
Next is Joseon era painter, Kim Hongdo.
Kim Hongdo's most famous work...
- Is "Ssireum." / - Hey!
Zoom in on the guy eating taffy.
- Yes. / - The guy eating taffy. Him!
Him!
Hey!
Why is Bonobono eating taffy there?
Then would you like some taffy?
What are you saying?
No more Bonobono please!
Alright.
Geez...
Next is Hwang Hui.
The most famous story about Hwang Hui
is when he asked a farmer which of the cow
works the hardest, a black cow or a yellow cow.
I know this story.
The farmer replied...
- "The blue cow is the hardest worker." / - What?
- Ridiculous! / - That's what he said.
Why a blue cow?
Why is Bonobono plowing the field?
No more Bonobono!
Alright.
Lastly, I'll talk about Admiral Yi Sunsin.
Yi Sunsin is known for the turtle ship.
Hold on.
Is the head of that ship Bonobono?
No.
It's not the Bono ship?
Oh, I guess not.
Yi Sunsin used the turtle ship to defeat...
- Who are the blue guys inside? / - The Japanese.
Who are the blue guys inside?
Take the top off.
- Okay. / - That!
Stop that!
You stop it!
Please stop!
(The Set-up)
Hey, Seunghwan!
I'm a busy man. Why'd you invite me to karaoke?
Seunghwan, my girlfriend is coming
and she's bringing a close friend.
You two should date.
Are you friends with me to use me?
If I ever see you again, you can be older than me.
She looks like Hyuna the singer.
Please sit down, sir.
Hyeseon, come on.
Hyeseon, a really great guy is supposed to come.
Seunghye,
I'm a workaholic.
I'm too busy with work to meet a guy.
He looks like an idol singer.
I'm quitting my job!
Geez...
- Hi, honey. / - Honey!
Seunghwan, say hello.
- Hello there. / - Hello there.
- Good-bye then. / - Good-bye then.
What's wrong?
You said she looks like Hyuna.
She looks like the dude next door.
Seunghye.
You said he looks like an idol.
He looks like a psycho.
- No, Hyeseon! Just sit. / - Just sit down.
- You two should talk. / - Yeah.
When's your birthday?
In Smarch.
What movie did you see recently?
I watched a porn.
What did you take here?
I hopped on blades.
Were you in the Miss Korea pageant?
What do you mean by that?
It was nonsense.
What is it, Seunghwan?
She watches porn.
Tell her to share.
Seunghye, he hopped on blades.
Pay him his shaman money.
- Come on. Just sit down. / - Sit.
- How about we each sing a song? / - Yeah.
Honey, what are you going to sing?
What should I sing?
Oh, I'll put the songs in.
- "Black Cat Nero." / - "Black Cat Nero."
So you like Turbo, Miss Porn Addict?
Of course.
At my old high school, I was known as...
Kim Jongkook.
You're like a drain!
You're like a sewer!
♪ Black cat ♪
♪ Nero, Nero, Nero ♪
You two are perfect together!
This dude just bought me a necklace.
- Come on. Just sit down. / - Come on.
- Honey, we've been so tactless. / - Right?
Let's ask for 30 more minutes.
Yeah. We'll go talk to the owner real quick.
- Where are you going? / - You two should talk.
We have two hours left! We don't need more time!
Are we spending the night here?
- Excuse me... / - Excuse me...
- You go first... / - You go first...
- Then I'll go first... / - Then I'll go first...
I'll talk first.
I actually have somewhere to go.
I have to go somewhere too.
- I take ballet lessons. / - I take ballet lessons.
Then what are we doing?
Let's flap our wings.
1, 2...
They're proposing to each other!
I'm leaving.
Why you...
Hyeseon!
Seunghwan, are you okay?
I'm a busy man. What's the meaning of this?
I was just hit!
What?
I was hit by Cupid's arrow.
Seunghwan!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be the lead.
The one in the white blouse.
Come on up.
Hi, my name is Suni.
My surname is Juk.
I'm Juk Suni!
I'm a detective in the violent crimes division.
I'm undercover at a club today.
Here comes the squad leader.
Detective Kim.
Don't let the culprit get away this time, alright?
Detective Juk, you're already here.
Remember this.
We're going to get the culprit today.
This is the club that the culprit frequents.
We have to go undercover.
Detective Kim, you're going undercover
as the club's DJ today, right?
Yes, my DJ disguise is perfect.
Great. Nobody will suspect you.
They'll never know.
Are you directing traffic?
Why did you bring this? Put it back in the car!
I can't believe he's going undercover...
Detective Juk.
You'll be a club rat who's just here to party.
I don't think you've even been clubbing though.
Alright. We don't want people to suspect you.
I want to see you dance.
Cue the music.
Do you go clubbing every day after work?
That wasn't bad
but these days the dances are trendier.
Watch, I'll show you.
They dance like this.
Come on. Do what I'm doing.
That's it.
This way you won't be caught.
You have to dance while smiling.
Alright, cut the music.
Just leave.
Go back to the police station!
If you injure yourself because of the culprit...
I'll never see that beautiful dance again.
That dance...
I want to see it forever.
Detective Juk.
Let's do that dance together again.
Sir!
- I'm totally ready now. / - Oh, you're here?
I even practiced my DJ comments.
Everybody! Let's get this party started!
- Say ho! / - Ho!
- Say ho, ho! / - Ho, ho!
Say...
4987, please move your car or it'll be towed.
Why are you on a walkie-talkie?
It's so obvious you're a cop!
This won't do.
Detective Kim, teach Detective Juk
how to use her beauty on the culprit.
Alright.
Detective Juk.
Using your beauty is easy.
You just need to know two moves.
First...
When you meet the culprit,
smile with your eyes.
You try.
Smile with your eyes.
One more time.
Great.
This isn't good enough.
I'll teach you the second move.
The second move is the wave of seduction.
One more time.
Where's your confidence?
You can't smile with your eyes.
You can't be seductive!
But why do you look so pretty today?
I love you.
So when you're undercover...
What are you two doing?
Stop making walkie-talkie sounds!
Where did this mic come from?
The man that's suspected to be the culprit
has entered the club.
Get in position.
Keep dancing.
I heard the culprit will come in
wearing a black hat.
And the culprit is supposed
to be a tall man over 187cm.
And the culprit is a cold-hearted man
that never laughs.
I guess it isn't this guy.
And the most decisive clue.
The culprit is a habitual nose-picker.
The culprit!
He's too fast!
I can't catch him!
Detective Juk! Use your beauty!
Your beauty!
Smile at him with your eye!
I love you.
Lock me up...
In the prison that is you...
Forever.
We got him!
She used her beauty to catch him!
How was that beautiful?
This voice... The chief?
You're...
Under arrest.
I'm using my beauty.
Yeonggil.
Times are tough, aren't they?
Yeah.
You can go.
Thanks, buddy.
What was that?
Detective Juk, you decide.
Who's the man that's in your heart?
Is it time for me to choose?
Hit them with this.
I'll pick last place first.
1, 2, 3.
Next is 2nd.
1, 2, 3.
No way!
(Star, Star, Star)
Hello!
I'm in the rookie girl group, 25.
I'm Somi!
What is the meaning of this?
I graduated from Ewha Womans University.
Hello, I'm the blockbuster actress, Lee Hyeonjeong.
Stop it!
Hello, I'm the beautiful comedian, Oh Nami!
I'll apply your makeup.
I'd like pink blush.
Sure.
I'll apply your makeup.
I'd like red wine lipstick.
Sure.
I'll apply your makeup.
Draw the snot all the way to my ear.
Sure.
Hello?
I can't do it.
How can I lose 7kg in 3 days?
I can't do it.
How can I when I have a gig overseas?
I can't do it.
How can I remove two teeth? I can't do it.
- Somi. / - Yes?
You got a commercial deal.
What is it?
Cosmetics.
My skin is moist all day.
Take care of yours.
Impressive, Somi.
Hyeonjeong, you got a commercial deal.
What is it?
Shampoo.
My hair is like silk.
Nami, you got a commercial deal.
What is it?
You're a tick.
Tick repellent again?
Geez...
I'm a tick, I'm a tick.
Ouch! Maybe in the next life.
No, no, no.
That's not a tick.
Then?
Just do this.
- Just stand still? / - Yes.
How did you dance before?
Show me.
Hold on, Seunghye.
Your face didn't look sincere.
Watch.
Now this is a singer.
Show me how you acted.
I want to see.
There's no Cinderella story like in a drama.
That lacked charisma.
Watch.
There's no Cinderella story like in a drama.
Now this is an actress.
What did you do on stage?
Show me.
Ow, my back...
Your fart lacked sincerity!
Watch.
Ow, my back...
You thought it was over?
Now this is a comedian.
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here.
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple one.
I'll show you my close-up trick.
Get ready.
Magician Lee Seongdong.
I have a coin here.
I'll take this coin...
This is a water bottle.
Abra, abra, abra...
Abracadabra!
Surprising, isn't it?
Now I'll do this trick...
With a member of the audience.
As a special treat...
Someone far away...
We'll pick this guy.
- You, sir. / - Yes.
Let me get a coin from your pocket.
I don't have any coins.
We have his cell phone.
Abra, abra, abra...
Abracadabra!
Why'd you put my phone in water?
I bought that yesterday!
I said it was going in.
- Applause! / - Applause!
Next...
I'll show you my amazing trick.
If you call out the name of
an object you're thinking of, it'll appear.
Magician Lee Seongdong, are you ready?
Yes, boss.
What are you thinking of?
A soccer ball.
A soccer ball. Abracadabra!
Magician Bae Jeonggeon.
What are you thinking of?
A banana.
A banana. Abracadabra!
Bananas.
Now...
I'll try this with a member of the audience.
You, miss.
What are you thinking of?
Tell me.
A rice ball.
She said a rice ball.
I'll ask you one more time.
What are you thinking of now?
An apple.
A totally unexpected response.
So will an apple appear?
Abracadabra!
- Applause! / - It worked.
(Ugly Inside)
Yumi.
- Honey! / - Yumi.
Honey!
- Yumi. / - Yeah.
Happy birthday.
♪ You and me, you and me ♪
♪ Yumi is my love ♪
My goodness! How adorable!
Honey, you're the true birthday present.
Yumi, I have something to tell you.
Will you love me no matter what?
What is this about?
Even if I look like this?
Gosh! I'll have to think about it.
Just kidding.
Honey, you think I like you for your looks?
I fell for your kind heart.
Yumi!
Thank you.
I'll take care of this angel in this life
before returning her.
Don't say disgusting things like that.
- Yumi. / - Yeah?
Close your eyes.
Yumi, hold on.
Hurry up.
I'm waiting.
What are you doing?
A present!
What the... Who are you?
Why are you in my home?
Get out before I call the police. Get out now!
It's me. Byeongcheol.
♪ You and me, you and me ♪
♪ Yumi is my love ♪
Excuse me.
How are you Byeongcheol looking like that?
Want to see a mirror?
Is that my butt or my face?
Hello? Police?
A face criminal is here.
Come arrest him now.
- Right now. / - Don't be like that, Yumi.
You might not believe me...
But my face keeps changing.
Your face changes?
You expect me to believe that? It sounds made up!
Oh, right.
If you're really Byeongcheol,
you should be able to answer this.
Where did we go together last week?
1, 2, 3.
Jeju-do!
Alright, you won't get this one.
What's my biggest complex?
1, 2, 3.
Your saggy butt!
Precisely.
So you really are Byeongcheol.
Honey, I bet that hurt.
Why did your pores get so big?
I see white hairs in your facial hair.
- Yumi. / - Yeah.
Take this birthday present I prepared.
Oh, thank you.
I should reprint this. Your face changed so much.
I'll use this as a foot-wrap. Thanks, honey.
How can you throw it out?
Yumi, is this the kind of person you are?
Were you always obsessed with looks?
No, I'm not that person.
I'm not someone so obvious.
I'm not that kind of girl.
I'm not obsessed with looks.
Don't touch me!
- I'm sorry, honey! / - Yumi.
I hit you thinking it was the face from before.
Honey, I didn't know it was this face.
Yumi.
I'm sorry.
- Yumi. / - So good to see you.
Yes, Yumi.
Honey.
- Never disappear from my sight again. / - Yeah.
- Don't ever go anywhere, okay? / - Alright.
- Promise me. / - Okay.
Yumi, I'm not going home today.
Why? Why didn't you tell me about your condition?
Yumi...
It's your birthday. Blow out the candles on your cake.
Hold on...
I should accept this.
Yumi, let me turn the lights off.
Make a wish.
Please let me be happy forever
with this version of Byeongcheol's face.
Honey, turn the lights on.
♪ You and me, I'm not going home today ♪
Let's get naughty tonight!
Sir... Sir...
Yumi, I'll protect you.
You should take care of yourself.
What's this?
I thought you love me for what's inside.
- Honey... / - You said I was the only man for you.
How can I date someone 50 years older than me?
I'm sorry.
I can't stay with you looking like this.
I'm sorry. I want to be alone.
Can you leave? I'm sorry.
- Please go. / - Don't push! My back hurts.
I'm going.
Ow, my knees!
- My legs! / - Yumi.
Yumi.
Get lost. Your belly touched me first.
Yumi.
Even your voice is ugly.
No, Yumi. Take a look at me.
I was prepared for it but you're still ugly.
Yumi...
Look at how leathery your face looks.
Yumi...
Yumi, listen to me.
I have something to tell you.
Can I...
Just get a bite of this cake?
Just one bite.
I think everyone expected to hear that.
- Just one bite. / - Alright, honey.
- Please leave. / - No...
- Just one bite. / - Go. Get out.
- Just one bite. / - Hold on.
Eat all you want
Honey! Honey!
- Come here! / - Thanks for the cake, Yumi.
Come here!
- Sit! / - Thanks for the cake.
I want you to poop in front of me from now on too!
- Don't ever leave my sight! / - Alright.
Alright, Yumi.
I'm not going anywhere.
Yumi, I'm bored.
Let's play a game.
All of a sudden?
I'll bring the game console.
Don't go! Don't bring it.
- Just play here. / - It's right over there.
I'm not going anywhere.
- Keep holding my hand. / - It's right here.
Hold on...
The game disc is missing.
- Get over here. / - The disc...
Where are you going?
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Let's start the game.
♪ You and me, you and me ♪
You want to play a game?
I don't want to play that game!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is our rice cooker.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all.
Mr. CEO!
- Hello. / - Hello.
Hello.
Good to be here.
People, do you know how Yoo Minsang's rice cooker
can even make rice with beans taste delicious?
CEO Yoo Minsang spent 10 years in prison
to learn how to make delicious rice with beans.
What are you saying?
I heard you went in for dining and dashing.
No! Don't be ridiculous. That's not true.
And that's not all. Yoo Minsang's rice cooker
can make various steamed dishes.
It can steam sweet potatoes, eggs...
And it can fatten you up like this.
E-E-Excuse me...
It even fattened up his tongue.
Hey! Stop being ridiculous.
Don't you all want one?
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9406...
8484-184...
The same height and age as Gong Yoo...
But weighs twice as much.
Don't say that!
Don't say things like that!
Please call now.
Oh, right. You.
Don't be weird and hang up the phone.
Do what I tell you to do.
When someone calls, say hello,
give a friendly explanation and then hang up.
When someone calls, say hello,
give a friendly explanation and then hang up.
Yes.
Hello. This is Momentary Home Shopping.
After a friendly explanation, I hang up the phone.
No!
No! Don't hang up there!
We'll cut to a quick commercial break.
Done with laundry!
Yoo Minsang's rice cooker.
Hold on! How was that relevant?
What does laundry have to do with us?
What was that?
We'll talk about our product a bit more.
Yoo Minsang's rice cooker can provide amazing
customer service like big companies do.
Watch.
"I had to get this thing repaired 12 times in a month."
Let's not show them this.
It means it broke down 12 times...
Now, we'll bring in Chef Kim Suyeong
and he'll show us the various uses of our product.
Chef Kim.
We have a chef here.
He'll make steamed eggs.
He's cracking an egg.
Then you just put it in the rice cooker.
And press the button to steam it.
Steaming shall commence.
And 5 minutes later...
Excuse me.
Don't open it before it's done cooking.
Close it and wait 5 minutes.
Now if you wait just 5 minutes...
The egg will be... Excuse me...
Excuse me... Hey!
Hey!
You're supposed to let it cook!
Too much trouble!
What?
What's his deal?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
You know...
I like you.
Do you like me too?
I want to bite you!
Yoo Minsang's rice cooker.
Get over here! I'm going to bite you!
That guy...
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's boiled pork.
That's not what we're selling!
It's the best!
Geez...
(Flower Band)
Look at the time. Where is she?
Oh, here she is.
Nobody saw us, so let's go.
Gosh, you're so pretty.
Dad?
Is he cheating on mom?
- Dad! / - Oh, my little girl.
Dad, what are you doing?
How could you do this?
How? How could you cheat with that face?
Byeoli, that was a bit harsh.
- It's not like that... / - No excuses!
I don't know about anyone else
but I never expected this from you.
You're beyond ugly!
So I never thought you'd be able to cheat.
You're starting to make me feel bad.
Forget it!
Who is this woman?
Who on earth is this woman?
Who is it?
♪ It's your mom and she got cosmetic surgery ♪
♪ A complete overhaul ♪
Honey! The cherry blossoms are beautiful!
Right?
Get it together. We're indoors.
I just wanted to get in the mood.
How about we take a photo?
Honey, get closer.
Get closer.
I'm taking it. 1, 2, 3.
Honey.
Why do you keep avoiding me?
Oh... You feel burdened to date a pretty girl like me
with that ugly face?
Is my face that bad?
- Even before.... / - I don't want to hear it!
Why do you keep avoiding me?
♪ Quit smoking, you smell like menthol ♪
♪ Are you an ashtray? ♪
People.
Please quit smoking.
Do you know what happens if you keep smoking?
You become like him.
♪ Let's quit now ♪
Vegetables for sale.
Fresh vegetables.
Mom.
It's me.
You left me.
And now you just show up?
- How could you? / - Mom!
- Please listen to me! / - No.
You're just like your father.
So you'll leave me behind.
Right? Where did you go?
Where did you go?
♪ He went to the army, he's on leave now ♪
♪ Did you see G-Dragon? ♪
- Oh, right. G-Dragon is in the army, right? / - Yeah.
Who's going to fill in during his absence?
I'll fill in during G-Dragon's absence.
He's insane.
♪ He's so twisted ♪
Forget it.
Hi, Byeoli.
- Mom, dad. / - Yeah?
Where do babies come from?
Oh, Byeoli...
- You're curious about babies. / - Yeah.
As for babies...
I got drunk and your mom couldn't stop me.
- That's why... / - Don't say things like that!
Don't fight. Where do babies come from?
- Where? / - I don't know.
♪ In bed... ♪
Why isn't anyone here to see me busk?
Soyeong! Did you hear?
What?
There's a new band called the Flower Band.
200 people show up every time they busk.
200? What's their secret?
- I wonder... Are they good looking? / - Their looks?
- Or is their music fresh? / - Yeah.
Flower Band! How do you draw a big crowd?
♪ I cussed, I cussed out my family ♪
♪ It can't be aired on TV ♪
Hey, you badmouthed my mother!
You badmouthed my father!
- You started it! / - It was you!
Hey, stop fighting.
Aren't you two twins?
♪ We forgot ♪
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Something seems weird at home.
Hey... Who put my photo up on the wall?
Huh? Hold on...
Why am I wearing a school uniform?
Why do I look so young?
Is this a dream?
It doesn't hurt!
This is a dream!
Wow! I'm a high school student in my dream.
This is dynamite!
So where's this brat Daehui?
Boy! Daehui!
You brat!
Come home on time for dinner!
You brat....
I'm your father. Are you insane?
How dare you take that tone with your father?
It doesn't hurt since this is a dream.
Greet your father when you return from school.
I'm back from school.
Sit down.
Let's eat.
- Where's your mother? / - My mother?
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
Dear!
You're here.
So you ended up marrying Bongseon.
Bongseon?
You brat! Don't talk about your mother like that.
It doesn't hurt since this is a dream.
Let's eat.
Daehui...
Dad.
What?
You sure grew up.
Are you insane? Eat your food!
Sweet Bongseon... I mean...
Mom.
What?
You've really aged, mom.
Are you laughing at me?
Why do you think I ended up like this?
Do you know how skinny and pretty I was
before I had you?
When I practiced ballet, I weighed 42kg!
The wind could blow me away
so I kept stones in my pockets!
Men would get in line just to get a look at me!
Men stood in line?
42kg? You're a liar!
I know everything.
For a girl that takes ballet, your belly was like this.
You waddled around.
I know all about that.
I didn't laugh.
My bad... I mean... I'm sorry.
Let's eat.
So, dad...
Why did you hang up a photo of grandpa?
That's our family motto.
Grandpa must've been a great man.
You hung up his photo as a family motto.
What's our family motto?
Let's not live like he did.
You're dead meat as soon as I wake up.
So...
- Dear. / - What?
Before Dongmin becomes a high school senior...
Can we take a family trip?
Yeah, a family trip sounds good.
We might as well go this weekend.
Really?
Oh, right.
It's your father's memorial ceremony this weekend.
- Oh, yeah? / - Yes.
So what? Let's just go.
Alright.
These brats... My memorial ceremony...
Mom, dad.
How could you do this to grandpa?
What do you know, boy?
Do you know what kind of man your grandpa was?
He was so generous with everyone.
He was such a sweet man.
But he didn't care about his son!
All he did was yell at me!
Not once has your grandpa...
Ever told me that he loves me.
I craved love and attention from my father.
What would you know about that?
Yes...
Now that I think about it, I was really terrible.
Daehui.
I'm sorry.
I love you more than anyone.
But I never told you that I love you.
My beloved son...
I'm your father.
I can't believe it...
It's true.
You are insane!
It's a dream but it still hurts! Stop hitting me!
Bongseon, please stop him.
Stop it!
I want to wake up from this dream!
(YOLO Inn)
Dear.
I'm bored. Let's play a game.
That sounds like fun.
How about rock, paper, scissors for head flicks?
Sounds like fun.
Rock, paper, scissors.
It looks like I won. Come here.
- You have to hit me hard for it to be fun. / - I know.
Rock, paper, scissors.
I won this time.
- Hit me hard. / - Hit you hard?
- Hold on. / - Here. Hit me hard.
This is what men do.
You hit me hard.
- Let's stop playing. / - Nonsense.
We're playing again. It's best out of 3.
Alright then.
Rock, paper, scissors.
I'll hit you hard.
- What was that? / - That was a head flick.
- You hit me with your fist. / - You hit me hard first.
Dear, I made some coffee for you.
Coffee?
- Have some coffee. / - This looks good.
I walked all day. I should massage my feet with ice.
So hot...
It's hot? Hold on.
Just wait. Have it with some ice.
Add some ice and stir it up.
- What's this? / - An iced latte.
More like iced foot fungus.
What are you saying? Just drink it.
You'd better drink it or you're dead.
- It's good. / - How is it? Good?
- It's good. / - What a relief.
I got so much dust in my nose since it's spring.
My ears feel a bit clogged.
I think I should clean out my ears.
Dear, let me get a cotton swab too.
Here you go.
What the... What is this?
Geez...
What is this?
Here you go.
- What is this? / - A cotton swab.
- This is a booger swab. / - A booger swab?
- It's a cotton swab. / - This looks like a booger.
It's fine dust.
- Not a fine booger? / - No.
- Come here. / - So disgusting!
Hello, is this YOLO Inn?
- We're here, sir. / - Hi there.
I'm so tired these days. My lips are all chapped.
- Really? / - Seunghye, put this ointment on me.
I don't have a cotton swab.
- Sir, let me get that cotton swab. / - Sure.
Here, honey.
I feel all better now!
You're the best, Seunghye!
- Seunghye. / - Yeah?
Let's kiss...
- The old man is watching! / - Oh, right.
- I'm sorry, sir! / - Go inside.
You shouldn't be out here, duck.
Go back in.
- You laid an egg. / - Mr. Kim.
Mr. Kim, I'm here for some eggs.
This one just laid one.
Give it to me.
Give it here.
Honey!
My calves are all swollen.
Then I'll massage them.
That tickles, honey!
This hurts a lot, honey.
I think I need an ice massage.
Alright, I'll get you some ice.
- Seunghye. / - Yeah?
The old man is laying an egg now.
What are you talking about?
- It's for real. / - Are you serious?
Seunghye, you have such pretty legs.
- You could be a leg model. / - Really?
You're the best, honey. Let's kiss.
Dear, what are you doing?
What is this?
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Hello, you two.
I enjoy watching you two on
"Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello. I'm the goddess of China. I'm Chunami.
I heard you two both got casted
for the new period movie.
I love movies, I love being casted.
I became the male lead!
Chunami, what's your role?
What does that mean?
Executioner.
She was casted as the executioner!
You must be crazy!
If we both die...
Did you eat kimchi today?
I think so.
It's from yesterday.
- But I still love you. / - I love you.
It got in my mouth!
Who wants to talk next?
So pretty! So pretty!
- How cute. / - So cute!
Who are you, cutie?
Hello, teacher.
I'm the animal-loving girl.
I'm Annie.
Alright, Annie.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
It makes me so sad when
people harm animals.
How do they harm animals.
They strip the hide off of animals
and make them into products.
That's why for me, leather wallets are a no!
Leather bags are a no!
Leather jackets are a big no, no, no!
- I won't wear them. / - I see.
But isn't that duck down you're wearing?
I wear duck.
What?
- Why though? / - I can't freeze to death.
What are you talking about?
- Teacher. / - What?
Do you know how bad I feel for cows?
Why?
They're hooked up to those milk pumping machines.
That's why for me, milk is a no!
Cheese is a no!
Yogurt is a big no, no, no!
I won't eat that.
I bet cows will thank you.
But I eat beef tartare.
- What? / - What is that?
Why beef tartare?
I can't starve to death.
What's wrong with this girl?
- Go sit down! / - I feel bad!
For what?
I feel bad that you've aged.
I feel bad...
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
- I'm Wu Eongjae. / - Where are you pointing?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times when your mom ♪
♪ Draws her eyebrows on ♪
♪ To get ready to meet her friends ♪
♪ But then my dad told my mom ♪
♪ That she looks pretty ♪
♪ With her eyebrows drawn on ♪
♪ My dad said ♪
♪ Draw on the rest of your face too, dear ♪
♪ My mom said ♪
♪ Want me to bury you after I finish my makeup? ♪
♪ What my dad needs is ♪
♪ Two bags of passports to run away from my mom ♪
What are you saying?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
There are those times. Hit!
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your mom practices table tennis ♪
♪ At home because she takes lessons ♪
♪ But then I saw my mom ♪
♪ Practicing her smash till late at night ♪
♪ So I think she has a tournament ♪
♪ My mom said ♪
♪ Just wait until this deadbeat gets home ♪
♪ My dad called me and said ♪
♪ Text me when your mom falls asleep, son ♪
♪ What my mom needs is two bags of lettuce ♪
♪ To help her fall asleep ♪
Alright, go sit down.
♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪
Next is the handsome Geunji!
Hello, teacher!
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
How are you cursed? You're in great shape.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- I'm going to quit working out. / - Why?
I worked out so much that it caused side effects.
Like what?
My shoulders keep getting broader,
my butt keeps getting perkier
and my face keeps getting slimmer!
People keep asking me if I got cosmetic surgery.
Are you laughing?
I'm crying from being sad.
Teacher, I'm going to quit going to the gym.
I started taking judo with Songvely.
- Judo? / - I love judo.
- What the... / - What happened?
You two planned this!
I love Geunji and our plan was great!
Great!
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
I can't walk around in public anymore.
Why not?
Even if I wear a hat
and a mask...
Everyone still recognizes me!
Look.
This arm! It's Ryu Geunji!
These abs! It's Ryu Geunji!
People, who is this?
Ryu Geunji!
Hold on. What are you doing?
My body is more famous than my face!
I hate it!
I hate it, I hate it!
Go sit down.
I hate you too, teacher!
Geez...
Next is Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
We know you're Twisty.
Say hello since you're up here.
Not if you tell me to!
- Then don't! / - I will since you told me not to.
Hello, everyone!
I always do the opposite!
Why though?
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
It's true. They won't hang out with me!
That's why I brought something yummy for them.
Something yummy?
What's this about?
You're going to blend up strawberries for them?
Yes. Delicious strawberries.
I'll just add two to make it healthy.
Then some ginger which is good
for preventing colds!
I'll add this much ginger!
And acorn jelly is great for dieting!
- Acorn jelly... / - You're adding acorn jelly?
I'll add some acorn jelly.
- So then... / - You'll blend that?
Yes, I'll blend it up for the others.
What will that taste like all blended together?
Look at that color.
I don't even want to imagine it!
For the others...
Geez! I can even smell it from here.
Don't give it to the others.
You shouldn't have any either.
- I shouldn't have any? / - Yeah.
- Don't drink that! / - Yeah!
- Don't drink that! / - Don't do it!
- Don't drink it? / - Don't!
Then I'll drink it!
I'll drink it!
I do the opposite!
What's this smell?
I'll drink it...
He's drinking a lot of it!
Is it good?
What's wrong?
Hold on...
What is this taste?
This taste...
I can't even describe it.
I don't even want to know.
It stings here and I tasted strawberry here...
It's strange... And very bitter.
So bitter. Here's a moon pie.
- Have a moon pie. / - Thank you.
Just eat them. Don't blend them up in there.
- Just eat them! Don't blend them in there! / - Yeah!
- Don't blend them up? / - Don't do it!
Then I'll blend them up!
Geez! So frustrating!
They're going in.
What is this going to taste like?
- Can you even blend those? / - I'm not sure!
Why did I come up with this character?
I'm blending them!
- It won't blend. / - I don't think it's working.
It exploded!
Something's leaking.
You're really blending that thoroughly for yourself.
I'll drink this!
Don't.
I'll drink it!
What the...
- What happened? / - You can just eat this.
What happened?
What is this?
- This is... / - Scoop it up.
- We have to save this. / - I didn't expect this.
- We need to save it. / - Scoop it up.
Save it.
- Save it. / - Move. You can still drink this.
- You can drink it. / - I'll tidy it up.
Like this... There.
There you go.
- Drink it? / - Like this.
It should look tidy on TV.
Nice and tidy.
Even the audience is telling you not to drink that.
- Yeah! / - Don't drink this?
Don't drink this?
Then I'll drink it!
You all are the worst!
I'll drink it...
What is this?
- Nice. / - Gosh, what is this?
What is this taste?
Nice job.
Just take one sip.
Don't down it all.
Don't down it all?
No, I didn't mean that!
- Then I'll down it all! / - I just said it thoughtlessly!
Father!
Here I go!
- Good-bye, everyone! / - Bye!
- Bye. / - Bye.
He's drinking it!
Hold on... Teacher.
I can't drink anymore.
This isn't right.
I can't drink this.
He's telling the truth.
I'll work hard at life.
Twisty, this is the first time you've backed out.
I'll try to... I can't even describe this taste!
- Good work, Twisty. / - Good-bye, everyone!
Next is an exciting class! It's history!
- That's so boring! / - It is not boring!
Hello, teacher.
We're the fun-loving brothers. The Fun Bros!
Yes, baby! Yeah!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
What will you talk about today?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Who was the first person to use pi as a symbol?
- Who is it? / - William Jones.
I'm going to call this symbol that can find
the circumference and diameter of a circle pi.
- Pi? / - That's right! Pi!
Stop it.
Why did you hit me? You need to be beaten!
So exciting, so exciting!
I never thought of that.
I bet we fooled you there.
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
What's the folk game that's been registered
as an intangible cultural heritage by UNESCO?
What is it?
Ganggangsullae.
Let's grab hands and spin around!
Not like that. Let's spin differently.
- How? / - Like this!
Let's go!
- What the... / - Did that hurt?
My arm hurts!
What? Your arm?
So that's what you wanted to do?
Alright.
This has been the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
Alright, Fun Bros...
Who wants to talk next?
Who are you?
Hello.
I'm the sexy chef, Jaebaek.
Sexy Baek.
Geez, that was shocking.
So you're Sexy Baek the chef.
What will you make today?
Today's dish...
Oops.
The flower has withered.
Then give it some water.
- Some water... / - Oops!
- That's now how you water a flower. / - Then how?
Be gentle and moist.
Like this.
Sexy Baek.
They're all disgusted by you.
Aren't you going to cook?
- I'll make something. / - Alright.
Today, I'll make chewy hand-pulled noodles.
Hand-pulled noodles.
So you'll add flour to the noodles like this...
Oops!
That's not how you add flour.
Then how?
White flour...
Alright, nice job. So next,
you'll slap the noodles on this cutting board.
- No. / - Then what?
I'll use my own cutting board.
Can you go sit down?
I can't watch anymore.
I'd appreciate it if you sat down.
- Then good-bye. / - Alright.
Why are you walking backwards?
Sexy back.
Today...
So chaotic today.
Next is Gangnam!
That was pretty powerful.
Men these day are too weak.
- Everyone say it. Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
- Louder! Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Thank you.
Kids these days are too weak.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be powerful!
Look at this.
The rabbit from "The Rabbit's Liver."
- This rabbit is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why the turtle can ask him for his liver.
Because he's weak!
Make his face powerful!
- A powerful rabbit. PR. / - PR.
Make his body powerful!
- A fiery rabbit. FR. / - FR.
Lastly, make his teeth powerful!
Give me a radish.
These strong teeth can cut through anything.
ST!
That's not all.
Men these days are too weak.
When they buy a watch...
"I got a watch. Bet you're jealous!"
This is too weak.
Make the watch powerful!
I got a watch! Bet you're jealous!
- A powerful watch. PW! / - PW!
It's 3 o'clock!
Such a loud watch. LW!
LW.
Good work, Gangnam.
Please be seated.
The principal should be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello. People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I changed my necktie.
What do you think?
It looks very expensive.
It only cost $3.
So cheap.
- Teacher. / - Yes?
That's an abbreviation. Keep that in mind.
What's that an abbreviation for?
People come first!
Dear, I gave you $20 to buy a necktie.
I love you!
Now, it's finally spring.
There are many ways to enjoy the spring.
First...
Buying a cowowful shpwing shkirt.
Buying a colorful spring skirt.
Listening to Bushker Bushker's "The Fwowews"
on high-quawity shpeakers.
Listening to Busker Busker's "The Flowers"
on high-quality speakers.
Lastly...
Enjoying the shpwing bweeze with a woved one
as you share shome cotton candy.
What was that?
Lastly...
Enjoying the spring breeze with a loved one
as you share some cotton candy.
- Dear. / - Yes?
We went to the cherry blossom festival
in Jinhae when we dated.
You loved it then!
That wasn't me.
- I love you. / - I love you.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Moon Gyojang.
I have the concern today.
I love kids
but because of my strict image,
kids won't approach me.
How can I be more approachable to kids?
Dear, you need to change first.
People come first.
I hope you all have a fun week.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!